Midsummer Bean Climbers

(re-submitted from 21st June 2008)

My children and I think that this plant may be some kind of triffid beanstalk that will reach to the sky, grown from a discarded mutant seed. if this is the case we may be able to reach the giants kingdom where we have heard that he keeps a turkey that lays giant golden eggs. Not wanting to wait until christmas, we decided to feed the plant as much light as possible to make it grow...
Maybe if you plant the photo in your garden you will get one to grow too, or maybe you could make one yourself then we could all go climbing, turkey hunting and of course egg stealing... this will not be a problem if the kingdom is as trusting as a bus of fresh-faced tourists but remember to bring a big bag anyway.